Funny

Setting: At the busy grocery store, on a community outing, with my autistic kiddo {age 7}, his mom, and two twin brothers.
Kid 1 (autistic): itching butt.
Me: Are you okay? Did you forget to wipe your bottom after going potty?
Kid 1: No. Itching butt.
About 10 minutes later.
Kid 1: {shouting} Mom, my butt itches! M-o-m...My..BUTT..ITCHES!
Kid's Mom: Did you wipe your bottom good?
Kid 1: No.
Kid's Mom: Okay. Well when we get home we will clean it.
Kid 2: Its ok if your bottom itches. When I get nervous I itch my butt.
Kid 1: okay.
Kid's Mom to Kid 2: Way to sympathize with him. That was nice of you.

This was my funny of the day! Seriously had me cracking up! I am pretty sure none of my siblings ever did that for me!